Danny Choo, you know the man. He's from China-land and he's a dancing stormtrooper and blogger living the dream life in Tokyo Town. And now he says is all you need is passion and the rest will follow.
DANNY CHOO TELLS THE OTAKU HOW TO BE SUCCESSFUL IN JAPAN
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS AND THE REST WILL FOLLOW
What do y'all think of Mr Choo from China-land? If you are thinking of coming to Japan to teach English, will Mr Choo's philosophy work for you? You decide friends. Leave your comments and tell me here or at the video, what do y'all think of Mr Choo's way of getting rich? You think you'll be able to afford a yacht with that following your dreams thing? Well friend, maybe you just will.
Cloud Atlas and the Yeller Face Issue. Yeah, that's right. The Yellow Face thing.
Friends, there are more issues than just the yeller face issue in Cloud Atlas.
The film is thought provoking on many levels. There are gender identity issues
too, which in many respects stand out in the film more than the racial issues. There’s
gay sex too, but that didn’t offend me. Neither did the suicide parts. But what
is race anyway? I am a white man in Tokyo Town. I face the issue of not being
Japanese. I will never be Japanese, nor do I want to be. I’m not here to change
their culture. Influence it sure. What hasn’t the west done in the last 70
years, or 150 years to influence J Culture? There aint much friends. It has
done a lot. And they sure have done a lot for us too friends. But let’s talk about this wonderful film. There are not just yeller
face issues, but K Face (that’s Korea Face), P Face (that’s Polynesia Face),
and white face issues. In fact, I’ll tell you about a white face issue right
now. In Tokyo Hands, you can buy yourself a white man costume for Halloween or
your house warming party. Either way friends, a white man costume is a white
man costume. And I aint offended. Heck, next Halloween I might even buy myself
a white man costume and go as a white man dressed up as a white man. It would
be fun. But there’s another issue in the film Atlas Cloud. How about an actor
from Australia dressing up as a German? Is there a G face issue (that’s German
face)? If I put on a German lederhosen and start doing the chicken dance at
Oktoberfest, and start yellin’ out German beer phrases, and eating the sausages
and drinking the beer like a German, will there be a problem? Will the Germans
get upset and start saying that I am a G Face racist? I sure hope not friend,
because I do this every month or so for my beautiful Miss Yamada when she comes
over to the apaato dressed up like Little Snow White. We sure have our fun
friends. And let me tell you something about this Cloud Atlas film. I know the
Danny Choo fans around the world are gonna love this film. Why? Well because
Tokyo Joe understands that one of the plots in the film (Neo Seoul, 2144 – Old
Seoul is apparently underwater) resembles a live action anime plot. And
actually, I aint no otaku, but I kind of liked it. It was like Jesus in woman
form meets Akira meets Blade Runner meets the Island by Michael Bay meets Soylent
Green. And that my friends blows my mind. It was real clever.
CLOUD ATLAS - THE BEST LIVE ACTION ANIME MOVIE EVER?
**** YEAH
But this is the
one where the people are going on in the IMDB forums about the yeller face. And
I do not understand it. Shouldn’t it be called K face? And why is an actress
from Chinaland dressing up and pretending to be a Korean? Isn’t this K face
stuff racism, pure and simple. I sure know a lot of Korean folks who would take
offense at say Danny Choo, or another person from Chinaland dressing up or
pretending to be a Korean. But we all know Choo dresses up as a Stormtrooper –
and aint the Stormtroopers all white? They sure sound white in the movies
friend. So who does Darth Vader feel about all this? Or Grand Moff Tarkin? Or
Palpatine? Or the Trekkies? How do the Japanese feel about Danny Choo, a man
from Chinaland, or somewhere - he's pure Chinaland-person right? - going around Tokyo Town speaking the Japanese? They probably
don’t care for the most part. But this yeller face racism nonsense has got to
stop. There were white actors dressed up as black, polynesian, and women dressed as
men, and men dressed as women, and straight actors playing gay ones, and who knows - maybe there was even gay ones playing straight ones - and guess fucking what? No one fucking cares. No
one. So those of you going on about the yeller face, get a fucking life. We
don’t care. We the white folks who put up with the people of the world dressin’
up like white folks, in white face, heck you can even do a cakewalk on my
penis, if you are a good lookin’ young woman, and Tokyo Joe will give you a
special prize.
Cloud Atlas. It’s got fuck-all to do with yellow face or any
other kind of face. And it’s a really amazing movie. And if you are a Danny
Choo anime/otaku freak, you will love this movie friends.
Friends, I know y'all, at least those of you who are J-Game, Console Game, Anime and Manga freaks, are big fans of the CAPCOM game Resident Evil. Well friends this very Fall (Fall 2012) they are releasing the sixth instalment here in Tokyo Town and it's going to be a huge event. For those of you living under a log, here's the game and some of the Resident Evil 6 Gameplay presented by the CAPCOM developers from here in Japan.
And for those of you who don't own an XBOX, then there's the super hot Milla Jovovich in the latest movie Resident Evil 5, which has a very nice Tokyo level and Shibuya crossing scenes in which Alice takes on the zombies of Tokyo Town (the ones who aint English teachers that is) and you can see some nice scenes there of part of Tokyo Town at the West Exit of Shibuya Station.
And if you are true fan of the movies friend, you know it's all about them black catsuits and those titties. You gotta love those titties friends.
