Don't Come to Japan if You're This Kind of Gaijin

Tokyo Joe responds to the video (by King Asshole Victor Who Blocked Me Because He Can't Handle the Troof) about Comin to Japan.

Don't Come to Japan if You're This Kind of Gaijin/Person. I will help you come to Japan but if you are thinking of coming here to teach the English, friends, here's a good tip for you.

Japan Vloggers (J Vloggers) Who are Married To Japanese Wives

Friends, you have got to be careful listening to any gaijins here in Japan who are married to J Wives. They have obligations and they may have an agenda and it aint going to be to your advantage. What d'yall think friends?

Psy from Gangnam Sttyle Apologizes for his 2004 Rap - Do You Accept It?

Friends, I think his apology was very convenient. It's like sleeping with your best friend's wiffe, and then apologizing only after you get caught. that aint a proper apology friends. People in Tokyo Town are dancing to Gangnam Style, but not for much longer friends. Here are my thoughts. Mr Psy I don;t think your 8 year late apology will be well received, but hey, maybe that's just me friend. What do y'all think of this man's excuses? Leave your comments below and at the channel. Peace, Tokyo Joe.

7.3 Earthquake Hits Eastern Japan - December 7, 2012

A 7.3 magnitude earthquake has hit eastern Japan again friends. This one was off the coast off Touhoku again and was felt in Tokyo Town. I am safe friends, and I hope you are too.

Say, when y'all came over and signed up for that ESL professional job making 200,000 Yens a month, did y'all expect you might die one day in an earthquake? I sure hope y'all at least considered it.

THE LAST MEMORIES OF AN ESL TEACHER IN JAPAN: 

I'M GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE I WILL NO LONGER BE ABLE TO BE AN ESL TEACHER

 OH SHIT

Stay safe out there my ESL teacher friends. And don't forget to listen to my podcast about how to survive the big one that's overdue to hit Tokyo Town.

HOW TO SURVIVE THE FORTHCOMING TOKYO EARTHQUAKE

WITH WHISKEY, GOOD FOOD, AND BITCHES.

AND MORE WHISKEY.

Shibuya Pedestrian Crossing - Why Your Life Will Change When You Cross It

 

THE SHIBUYA CROSSING, SHIBUYA WEST STATION EXIST, SHIBUYA, 'THE BU', SHIBUYA-KU, TOKYO, JAPAN

The crossing is featured in that movie Lost in Translation (2002). It is something that everyone who has visited Tokyo knows about. Few however brave the crossing more than once as they realize that crossing the street with so many people and taking photos of their achievement so that they can say to their folks and friends at home 'I AM IN JAPAN!' is lame and tendentious douchebaggery of the highest order. Take care friends. Peace Tokyo Joe

Voted by ESL Teachers in the Kansai Area as Their Favorite Japanese TV Show

Just in time for that weekly event that the ESL professionals in Japan look forward to every week ie Saturday night to Sunday night - otherwise known as 24 hours off - Mud diving J girls in outfits. And for them ESL teachers who especially love this kind of thing, a warning: don't beat off too much to this video because remember, you will need to get back to class on Monday to pay the rent for your closet sized paper thin walled 'room' at your gaijin house. It is from the famous Japanese game show entitled simply "泥の水たまりに飛び込む" or "Jump Into Mud Puddle"

Enjoy.

OOH NOO TOKYO JOE YOU BAD BOY, 

DON'T HURT ME OOH NOO!!!

Resident Evil 6 (Biohazard 6) Game Release in Tokyo

Friends, I know y'all, at least those of you who are J-Game, Console Game, Anime and Manga freaks, are big fans of the CAPCOM game Resident Evil. Well friends this very Fall (Fall 2012) they are releasing the sixth instalment here in Tokyo Town and it's going to be a huge event. For those of you living under a log, here's the game and some of the Resident Evil 6 Gameplay presented by the CAPCOM developers from here in Japan.

And for those of you who don't own an XBOX, then there's the super hot Milla Jovovich in the latest movie Resident Evil 5, which has a very nice Tokyo level and Shibuya crossing scenes in which Alice takes on the zombies of Tokyo Town (the ones who aint English teachers that is) and you can see some nice scenes there of part of Tokyo Town at the West Exit of Shibuya Station.

 

 And if you are true fan of the movies friend, you know it's all about them black catsuits and those titties. You gotta love those titties friends.

How to get an ESL job in Japan

A lot of you folks have wrote me and asked me how to get the dream English teaching job in Japan so here are my tips - even for those of you who think you can't get an eikaiwa job. "GETTING AN ESL JOB IN JAPAN 101 PART 1" on YouTube Leave your comments and questions below as always friends. Peace Tokyo Joe.

Know your Tokyo - Ikebukuro, Toshima City

Whenever I take the metro to Ikebukuro, Toshima City and emerge from the east Seibu exit onto Meiji Dori into the twilight, I feel alive. Why friends? Because it is like stepping out into a set from Blade Runner. The claustrophobic atmosphere of the east part of Ikebukuro (which has no fewer than three Bic Camera stores - all each with their own building), a LABI (Yamada Denki) and others will give you a real feeling of being on the deck Battleship Tokyo, more so than even parts of Shinjuku, which isn't quite as claustrophobic and imposing around its station. Toshima City is one of the eight central wards of Tokyo (out of the 23 special wards) and Ikebukuro is the second busiest train station in the world, at about 2.8 million passenger transits each day (Heathrow Airport, London, England has only 60 million a year) and the busiest metro station in the world (Marunouchi, Yurakucho, Futokushin lines). The Toshima City entotsu (translation: chimney)is something to behold friends, and it is the third tallest structure in all of Tokyo (after the Tokyo Sky Tree and the Tokyo Tower). It is the distinctive gleaming white polygonal column, an ode to the great wonders of the ancient world, with flashing red eyes that sits above the cavernous confines of the streets of east Ikebukuro. I will take you on a tour of Ikeburo in my forthcoming podcast, so stay tuned and ask your questions below.
Peace
Tokyo Joe